Undercrypt

Full many a wonder is told us in stories of old; now ye may hear valuable relationship advice.

KNIGHTS: No matter how lovely the lady, don’t pretend you can do things that you can’t do.  Such deceit will bring much suffering in the days to come.

LADIES: No matter how awesome you are, don’t set unrealistic standards for your suitors.  It will lead them to deceit, and loud weeping over all will be heard in after time.

KNIGHTS: Don’t make vague promises (such as “I will avenge any wrong done you”) without knowing the details of the situation, as these words will lead to many a lady’s wailing in despair.

LADIES: Don’t humiliate your would-be lover on your first night together, particularly if it involves leaving him tied up against a wall.  It will surely cause boundless grief.

KNIGHTS: If the lady of your interest is still recovering from a previous relationship, give her as much time as she needs or you will rue it sore and nevermore be glad.

LADIES: If you have been wronged, consider the personal and spiritual advantages of forgiveness over dooming many a worthy man to a savage death.  It would be wisely done.

BONUS TIP: If no one’s actively trying to kill anyone, ladies may embrace full oft with many a rose-red mouth kissed, which like full well the doughty warriors for to see.